Victorian Follies
A true gent only drinks on two occasions...
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Well, Does It?
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Tell them you care
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Happy birthday to a girl with a mind...
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Age is a case of mind over matter
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Happy Birthday to a woman with C-L-A-S-S
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Thought I would send you a pair of boxers for your birthday!
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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately
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A domestic treasure
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Train your human
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Of course I agree with you...
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I can only hope to be as great as you
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You're becoming a classic
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Wine improves with age, I improve with wine!
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I believe in loyalty
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When you said let's play around...
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A girl should be two things...
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Get nothing done
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I'm possible!
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I hold several records at the golf club. They all pertain to wine
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Think they know everything
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Old, smelly...
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Happy Anniversary to a perfectly matched couple
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You know when you are getting on...
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A lady does not grow older, she grows more valued
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I love mixing books and alcohol
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When my wife is unhappy...
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The older I get, the faster I was...
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Life doesn't come with a manual, it comes with a wonderful mother
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I wanted to celebrate your birthday on World Pencil Day. Sadly it wasn't 2B
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Happy Father's Day to a Right Proper Gent
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You're blooming marvellous
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Why is it so hard to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
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My husband asked if I fancied a 'quickie'. I said as opposed to what?
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Happy Birthday. You have finally reached the age where it is dangerous to sneeze!
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My advice honey? Always act like a lady but think like a boss!
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I do not utter profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a proper fucking lady
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Ordering drinks for your birthday? Where can we be gin?
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